8 July 2008 - 22:29Work out motivation

So my gym bag has been packed and just hanging out in my car. I’m sure the cops should have been called by now for all the times I’ve left in in my hot car without even the windows cracked. It just chills in the back seat kinda looking at me like”Why wont you take me to the gym mommy? why don’t you love me?” Well, I don’t love the gym and I don’t like my gym clothes. But! I do love the bag. It’s beautiful Lululemon for land o’Canada. It’s a beaut, it just doesn’t get to see the gym at all.

Anyways. I know I need to work out. I know I’d be happier and more energetic if I worked out. I know I like the feeling of having worked out. I just don’t like to actually go to the gym. So I have an idea. I’m an important person. I’m kinda smart and got me some fancy edumication. I’m worth it damn it! Actually, I think I’m worth at least $20 an hour. So, I’m gonna start paying myself to go to the gym. Yeah. I think that’s a good idea. I’ve basically given myself the job of becoming healthier, so I should take this job seriously. And besides, after this working out becomes a habit and I retire and I just go to the gym because I want to stay busy after I retire, I’ll have a pretty penny saved up  (drum roll!) For the mini-vacation I’m taking when I reach one of my goals. Sounds like a win-win situation. Just one little change. I’m kinda poor and couldn’t afford my services, so I’m just gonna pay myself $10 an hour. Which is at least $5 for a 30 minute work out. Don’t wanna get discouraged ‘cuz I’m loosing money. Anyways.

You might be able to tell I’m a little tired hence all the goofy. But here’s hoping I can save, get healthy, and take myself seriously all at the same time!